THE TREASURE!

You solved the treasure hunt! Well done! I didn’t expect anyone to actually do that!

As your reward, here is a bunch of bonus things I have created that will never get me a job but are lots of fun!

Butch the Stapler

I know what Instagram was crying out for; the worlds cutest stapler.

These days I don't have as much time for Butch, however a comeback tour is in the works and all engagement is 100% organic.

Benny's Beer Reviews

Yep, that's me, I review beers. 

Rated out of 10 because life is too short to rate out of 5. Audience and engagement 100% organic.

Quarterly Daily

Me and a mate started a satirical hipster/lifestyle publication before fake news was ten-a-penny. 

Unfortunately, I don't get as much time for this one anymore, but I've included it here because I feel like it's a good example of my long form writing.